The Focus and Oche at the bar.
Above is rare photo of The Focus at the bar trying to find his wallet while Oche blows the cobwebs away. Watching is one of the opposition who has never see a wallet with five padlocks before.
Tonight's tipple is a favourite, Thatchers Traditional cider(rough). Oche tha noo has gone for the Guinness. I love a pint of Guinness, but when there's Thatch trad on offer, there's no decision. The trad is unreliable as to its alcohol level, but must presume its at least 6%- could be a bit tipsy.
The match gets under way with Gnasher starting for us. He is playing Slow Hand, and despite hitting a 125 and a 100, Slow comes back with a 180 and another 121, and takes Gnasher 2 nil.
Next up is Oche tha noo, up against Bob-H, who proves too tough on this occasion with Oche still suffering the aftermath of southern flu. Apparently it's too cold down here for him. Game On
Katy on third, we're 2 down and need some hope. The Legendary Katy turns back the clock with a 180 to take first leg. In the second leg he hits a 135 and a 125 but loses. In final leg its more Legendary darts, 2x140's and 115 to leave a 16 finish. Stress builds, double 8 required, but Legendary hits double 16, and then does it again on his next return. The Legend feels no pressure and eventually finishes the leg. We are 2-1 down on game.
The Legendary Katy stays on for the first pair and is joined by Gnasher. In a close game they defeat Slow Hand and Show Some Respect, we are 2 all.
Oche and Nellie the Elephant (previously Big stick, but it was a good singalong) are our 2nd pair, but fail to trumpet, and we go 3-2 down. I pair with Murphy the baker, and the flour is flying as Murph wins the bull. Sadly the cake doesn't rise and Murphs struggling. I hit a lucky 180 and Murphy puts the icing on, we 're 3-3.
I'm on in the in the next round of singles against bomber Harris. Under guidance from Gnasher I sneak the 1st leg, lose the second, then completely run out of steam in the last. While, bomber on 130, releases his smart bomb to finish 130 on a bull. My weapons are useless.
Paddy Murphy next, against Show Some Respect. Must be too much yeast for Paddy, and its all over, another defeat. We look to Vlad the Impaler for some glory in the last match, and although she stakes some tons, its another leg lost.
Post Defeat Nosh, egg sarnies still good
After the darts The focus and I take on the locals at pool, and prove to them its not just darts we're crap at, we can lose at pool just as easy.During the pool I seem to have had an extra pint of rough, and that's exactly how I feel for the next 24 hours.
New Section- The Art of Dart.
In the Art of Dart I will attempt to show the artistic side of pub sport. This weeks offering is a still life.
The Conflict.
In the Conflict I have tried to show the confusion between food,(egg sarnies), and Cider. Using the Thatchers pump, and the grub provided by the good of the Kings Head.
Should one eat the egg sandwich before drinking the cider, or should the scrumpy be finished before the food. Its a tale of contamination. The egg, through a process of wash back from the teeth will appear floating in the cider between sips. Although unsightly, this does help to avoid cases of Hamptonitis, or Shammyitis, where your drink mysteriously disappears down anothers throat.
So the solution- Don't Think, Just Drink.
Photo that has just come to light of end of 2009/2010 season, where The Drum and Monkey gain promotion to the Congresbury Premier.
Sadly this would be the last time M3/452 would play for us, moving counties. The scrumpy of Scrumpyshire was to dangerous a draw for him, and he now resides in sleepy Dorset with a pint of homely warm real ale and a pair of slippers.