Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Dartus Weekus Horribillis

A week of darts failure, could hurt if I wasn't so used to it.
Monday night is Scrumpy town darts league. Due to work I am unable to make all these matches, but when I can I play for the Drum and Monkey. M3/452 also plays for both the Drum and the Sexy Bristols.Thatchers Scrumpy for sale here, M3/452 has had too much.
Sadly tonights match is not here.
We are playing the Bristol who have quite a strong team this year. The Bristol is the centre piece pub in Scrumpy town, and, as such is ok.
The Bristol-mostly yuppie ciders,occasional scrumpy.
I'll be drinking Guinness tonight, although they do have a collection of Yuppie ciders.
I'm afraid we tur
ned up, tried, but came second, losing 7-2. The only success comming from The King-Elvis, who saved the 1st leg, and Bubbles Devere, who was our best player of the night, despite the heckles, "Call me bubbles darling".
Can't remember who beat M3, but I lost to a
Leprechaun, and didn't even get the gold.
Thursday saw the Sexy Bristols playing at the Waggon and Horses to stay in the Congs Premier league.
They sell Addlestones Scrumpy here- go and get some,now.
It has to be said the Waggon has neither a waggon, nor a horse, and sometimes not alot to drink, however it does have Scrumpy, in the name of Addlestones. I have to confess I've not been a big drinker of the Addlestones, but that might have to change, as tonights is sheer quality, unlike the darts thrown by the Sexy Bristols. If we played like our lives depended on it, then we can forget the walk to the oche and go straight to the crematorium, for it was to be a 9-0 stuffing. Nothing much to say about individuals, other than Model-T who did win the captains cup game after the match, beating the Bishop.
On a personal note I had a good thrashing from Spanky, something I'm not proud of, and probably won't tell Mrs G.
Sadly the result does mean the Sexy Bristols will be relegated with 2 games to play.

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